Guess what I'm wearing?

A bowtie.

...Well, it's a bit of a herp bowtie. Like Dorian Gray's first bowtie that he wore long before he was DORIAN GRAY WHO, BY THE WAY, CAN DO WHATEVER THE BLOODY HELL HE WANTS.

It's part of the kangaroo costume I'm wearing tomorrow for the Wildlife Australia stall at Stud Park, so it's made to look like a furry bowtie. BUT IT'S A BOWTIE ALL THE SAME! Bowties are cool. And I'm wearing one. So I'm cool.

*adjusts bowtie* I'M GOING TO GO MAKE SOME TEA.